Vote Claire!

Timeframe: circa 2000

Source: Unknown

Read on for Claire’s tongue-in-cheek Manifesto and Campaign Q & A.

Claire Richards: The Candidate For The Monster Raving Shopaholics Party!

Manifesto

Vote for me cos I am for the people, I am for the shopping contingent! I know a shoppers needs and I know how to get them. My motto is bargains galore!

Firstly I’d make sure that the shops stay open longer, especially on Sundays, cos that’s usually the only day that people like me get a chance for some essential retail therapy. I’d definitely get rid of VAT cos it makes stuff so expensive. Not only that but I’d give girls a special monthly allowance for clothes and make-up.

I would give everyone lunch vouchers for McDonald’s every single day so that everyone could partake of my favourite nibble. I’d slim(?) down the number of cars on the roads cos there’s just way too much traffic, especially in London. It’s not too much to do with the environment just that I hate being stuck in traffic wasting valuable shopping time!

Ultimately I vow to bring a much needed kick up the bum to the political world. There’s plenty of young people in the country so why aren’t there any of us in there doing it for the youth of the country? Well I am!